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Introducing every Dungeon Master’s secret weapon: emotional damage! Sure, fireballs and lightning bolts are flashy, but the real power move? That gut-wrenching plot twist, the betrayal from a trusted NPC, or the sudden disappearance of a beloved pet familiar. Cue the waterworks. This T-shirt captures that moment when the DM, smiling like a mischievous mastermind, brings the party to tears, gasps, and shouts—all without rolling a single die. Around our gleeful DM are their players, each bearing the telltale signs of some serious emotional crits: one crying, one stunned, another yelling, and one with a look that screams, “How could you?” Perfect for the DM who knows that the most powerful hits come from the heart, this tee lets everyone know where the real damage happens: right in the feels. Wear it proudly, because there’s no save against storytelling this good!
This 100% cotton (with a touch of polyester in heather colors) classic tee brings comfort and style to every adventure. Not too tigh or too lose, perfectly balanced to look great while you roll dice.
There are more of us out there than you think, so wear your nerdiness with pride and find fellow adventurers wherever you go.
Flanking Rules Are for Squares, Cotton Tee - I’m just here to roll dice and take names
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
