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Introducing the "Rules Lawyer: Making Sure Even Dragons Follow Due Process" T-shirt—a must-have for the legal-minded adventurer in your life! This clever design features a rule lawyer character, complete with a towering tome of regulations, confidently lording over a bewildered dragon. This shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a humorous nod to those intense table moments when the rules are your best friends (or worst enemies). As your fellow players squint at their character sheets, they'll chuckle at the sight of a rules lawyer laying down the law—because who better to keep dragons in check than someone with a well-thumbed book of rules? Perfect for game nights or conventions, this shirt will have other TTRPG enthusiasts grinning as they recognize the age-old battle of creativity versus canon. So gear up, embrace your inner legal eagle, and let everyone know that in your world, even the fiercest creatures must follow due process!
This 100% cotton (with a touch of polyester in heather colors) classic tee brings comfort and style to every adventure. Not too tigh or too lose, perfectly balanced to look great while you roll dice.
There are more of us out there than you think, so wear your nerdiness with pride and find fellow adventurers wherever you go.
Flanking Rules Are for Squares, Cotton Tee - I’m just here to roll dice and take names
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
