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T-Shirt

Dice Tell the Story, and they prefer a comedy.

Dark Heather
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Looking for a shirt that rolls with the punches? Meet the ultimate Dungeon Master: the mischievous d20 overlord who pulls all the strings! Whether you’re fighting for your life or just rolling nat 1s in style, this shirt is perfect for every tabletop tyrant. Beware! Even the DM bows to the dice’s cruel fate. Get ready for critical laughs and nat 20 compliments at your next game night, because in this world, the dice don’t just tell the story—they write the comedy!

This 100% cotton (with a touch of polyester in heather colors) classic tee brings comfort and style to every adventure. Not too tigh or too lose, perfectly balanced to look great while you roll dice.

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There are more of us out there than you think, so wear your nerdiness with pride and find fellow adventurers wherever you go.