Loot It or Lose It

Loot It
or lose it

TTRPG Nerds creating Nerdy Loot for Fellow Adventurers

Bestselling T-shirts!

There are more of us out there than you think, so wear your nerdiness with pride and find fellow adventurers wherever you go.

Sandbox vs Railroad – Dig Your Own Path or Ride the DM Express!
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What Do You Need to Know to be a Dungeon Master? MATH - Cotton T-Shirt
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Polymorph! – Why Be Anything Else When You Can Be a T-Rex?
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Smiley Roll – Advantage Never Looked So Good! T-shirt
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Flanking Rules Are for Squares, Cotton Tee - I’m just here to roll dice and take names
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That's What She Slaad - Cotton Tee
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Rolling the Talk – D20 Style!
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Critical Flail!
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Dice Tell the Story, and they prefer a comedy.
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Rules Lawyer: Marking Sure Even Dragons Follow Due Process
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Rules as Written, Rules as Intended, Rule of 🕶️... which are you?
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You Gno-me, Always a Blast! - Cotton Tee
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Roll Initiative, and Chill! - Classic Tee
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You Can't Outrun Fate... But You Can Roll!
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What's every DM's Favorite Damage Type? Emotional Damage.
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Lol-th 😂🧝🏾🕷️
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Pudding Up With Adventurers
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There is More Nerdy Loot On the Way!

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Have a great idea for some loot?

Go to the Contact Us page, and send your ideas to the nerds.

We LOVE to be inspired by your adventures and ideas... I mean it's the second best thing about this thing.